Friday, September 14, 2007

I'm back in the swing of things!

Ok.....I think that I've got my head on straight now! I got married, pissed some people off, went to the beach and talked some shit. Wow, do I feel better now!

First things first, I had to deal with a couple of self-absorbed alchoholics that I used to call my friends. Unfortunately, my so-called sister-in-law won't just go away, but we have made peace for now. We used to hang out ALOT, but her idea of fun is partying like Lindsay Lohan- almost a direct quote!- and mine is a bit like being in a preschool. I have too many things to worry about and trying to dodge police while on a drug and alcohol induced rampage is no longer my cup of tea. Why can't anyone understand my pain?

Seriously now, I am a mother of 3.... what does she expect from me?! I am a young mom, but a responsible one. My headstone will read: " mother, daughter, wife, responsible one".

Oh, and as for that other heina, I will not speak of her again. When I say "It's all about me"on my bachelorette weekend I mean that it is all about me. DO NOT try and retaliate on your myspace page that I obviously don't read..... Oh, and please grow your hair out, now you really look like a potato face!

whew!! glad to finally get that off my chest...... for now!!!! Did I forget to mention the hilarious pictures from that fateful weekend? Every smart girl needs to cover her ass from shitty little leeches that might keep coming back. whahahahah, whaahahahahaha! (evil laughing)

Alright, I'm just about ready for playtime in our new playhouse and kitchen set. I love the entrees they serve there!

xoxox